Semi Automatic Woman Marvellous Machine

Well I was walking through the streets about a year ago

My heart was feeling heavy and emotions running low

I heard a call come from the road, a certain little man

As he was selling robots from the back side of a van

Some people started crowding round, I wanted to know more

And so I took a closer look and moved up to the store

The man was bent and bearded and had bulging rolling eyes

Transfixed, I listened to his words that filled me with surprise

Lost your girlfriend?

Do not cry!

Just forget her and then buy

My semi-automatic-woman-marvellous-machine

Does everything your girlfriend did and everything between!

She dances! She sings! Plays poker! And other things

Likes football! And cars

Her body's from Venus and her minds's from Mars

Feeling lonely?

Do not cry!

Come on here and buy buy buy

My semi-automatic-woman-marvellous-machine

Does everything your girlfriend did and everything between

A beautiful mechanical device was on display

And crowds of people gathered round to watch it sing and play

The man then grabbed my hand and pulled me right before the crowd

he put the robot's hand in mine and we both danced around

And everyone applauded at the beauty of the dance

This wonderful automaton had held me in a trance

Astonished and amazed I checked my pulse and held my head

I took a leaflet from the man and this is what it said

Lost your girlfriend?

Do not cry

Just forget her and then buy

The semi-automatic-woman-marvellous-machine

Does everything your girlfriend did and everything between

She dances! She sings! Plays poker! And other things

Likes football! And cars!

Her body's from Venus and her minds's from Mars

Feeling lonely?

Do not cry!

Fill the form in now and try

The semi-automatic-woman-marvellous-machine

Does everything your girlfriend did and everything between!