You're A Mean One Mr. Grinch (From "Dr. Seuss' How The Grinch Stole Christmas" Soundtrack)

You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch

You really are a heel

You're as cuddly as a cactus

And as charming as an eel, Mr. Grinch

You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel

Just face the music you're a monster, Mr. Grinch, yes, you are

Your heart's an empty hole

Your brain is full of spiders, you've got garlic in your soul, Mr. Grinch

I wouldn't touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole!

No one's denying

You're a vile one, Mr. Grinch

You have termites in your smile

You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile, Mr. Grinch

Given a choice between the two of you I'd take the seasick crocodile!