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"Dare," Axel says, my heartbeat spikes
"Kiss me," laughs some girl in stripes
Feels like sixth grade all over again
Watching him choose someone else back then
My chest aches hard, deja vu pain
Like rewinding the start of the end again
"Kiss a girl?" Axel shakes his head
"Lame, do something more fun instead"
Jacob grins
"I dare you
Choose a fool
Grab some poor soul
And launch 'em in the pool"
Every head turns
Like a cheap jump scare
My name hanging heavy
Right there in the air
I see my fate, I'm gonna be a
Fully clothed wet troll
I wish I could drown in the punch bowl
Fully clothed wet troll
I've definitely lost all control
But why a troll now?
Should've been a troll back in sixth grade, wow
Guarding Axel's first kiss like a bridge with a toll
Now here I stand, fully clothed wet troll
Axel lifts me up, caveman style
"Put me down!" I scream, no smile
"Gladly," he grins, "in the pool"
No, no, no, this is not cool
I spank his little tushy, not once but twice
"You love my butt," he says, "it's your vice"
He's one to talk, his hands near my shorts
"Stop it," I yell, "Aborts, aborts"
One last plea, if my dad finds out
I'll be grounded forever I shout
Jacob didn't say me, hear me please
If I get home soaked, it's the end of me
His grip shifts, his hand rides higher
That's awfully close to my naughty bits, sire
And now I'm a
Fully clothed wet troll
I wish I could drown in the punch bowl
Fully clothed wet troll
I've definitely lost all control
But why a troll now?
Should've been a troll back in sixth grade, wow
Guarding Axel's first kiss like a bridge with a toll
Now I'm on his shoulder, fully clothed wet troll
He sets me down on the pool's edge, slow