Call Him a Doctor

I think I have the flu

And it's not because of you

Maybe I should call a GP

Maybe you could be my GP

Your injection does the trick

Sucking on your sticky (beep) stick

Let's call him a doctor

Not 'cause he's medically trained

Let's call him a doctor

'Cause he's fucked out of his brains

Let's call him a (beep)

Not 'cause he's dressed in white

Let's call him a doctor

'Cause I want to fuck him again

And when I leave your practice

You know I just came for the Lolli-(beep)

You always make me better

But I wish this illness never stopped

Your injection does the trick

(beep) on your sticky doctor's stick

Let's call him a doctor

Not 'cause he's medically trained

Let's call him a doctor

'Cause he's (beep) out of his brains

Let's call him a doctor

Not 'cause he's dressed in white

Let's call him a doctor

'Cause I want to (beep) him again

I'm a doctor

Did you call a doctor?

It's Dr. Doctor here

Don't you fear cause

I'm a doctor

A PhD doctor

The doctor of the hour

The doctor wow

Can I fix you?

Yes I can!

Let's call him a doctor

You know I want ya

Not 'cause he's medically trained

I wanna fuck his brains

Let's call him a doctor