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You know, there's two kinds of people in this world
Them that says that looks dangerous, and them that says, hold my beer
It's the first four words of the hideous prayer
The officials start to account a fair dare
A two-word setup for a three-second flight
The five-word reason we're in the ER tonight
It's not a question, man, it's a declaration
The battle cry of poor lubrication
For a rusty bike ramp made of plywood scraps
And the glorious sound of a bone when it snaps
Hold my beer and watch this
The soundtrack to a magnificent fail
It's the last good idea before the idea goes bad
The greatest story that you ever had
The one that I got this to though
Hell no, it's the railway man
Just let it go
Hold my beer and watch this
Yeah, you know the sound
Just before somebody hits the ground
My cousin Earl, he saw a hornet's nest
Said a little gasoline ought to handle the rest
The shed's all gone and his eyebrows too
He's a local legend, man, I'm telling you
My buddy Dave with the broken down truck
Said the alternator's fine, just a little stuck
He used a crowbar, man, and a whole can of ether
Now his truck's got a brand new sunroof feature
Hold my beer and watch this
The soundtrack to a magnificent fail
It's the last good idea before the idea goes bad
The greatest story that you ever had
From the I got this to though
Hell no, it's the railway man
Just let it go
Hold my beer and watch this
Yeah, you know the sound
Just before somebody hits the ground
Now the safety man, he's gonna shake his head
He'll talk about risking better all day
What's a life without a little bit of what if
Without a little, I can't believe he just did this
It's a spice, it's a spark, it's a human condition
To look at a challenge with zero inhibition
So here's to the heroes with grass stains and cash