The Divorce Song

One, two

You know what to do

What the f-, I don't think anyone knew what to do

We said, "Til death do us part"

But death didn't come quick enough

Maybe we did it all wrong

Kinda fucked everything up

Promises turned into prison

On either side of the divide

It was 'til death do us part

'Til we knew our hearts had already died

It's a long road to get to the gold

We made it through paper and wood

Couldn't survive as the marrying kind

But we do divorce pretty good

Just like a long vacation

I left with a few souvenirs

I wouldn't trade for the world

And I couldn't buy with my tears

More than I had ever wanted

Just one little pink and one blue

If I wasted most of my best years

I'm glad they were wasted with you

It's a long road to get to the gold

We made it through paper and wood

We couldn't survive as the marrying kind

But we do divorce pretty good

And we may have left our run too late

Walked down the aisle too soon

But not everything has a forever ring

We sure ain't no Johnny and June

It's a long road to get to the gold

We made it through paper and wood

We couldn't survive as the marrying kind

But we do divorce pretty good

We'd never survive as the marrying kind

But we do divorce pretty good