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VERSE 1
DON’T PUT WHISKEY IN THE EGG NOG
AND TALK ABOUT POLITICS
DON’T ASK ABOUT YOUR SISTER’S EX
TRY TO AVOID YOUR DEAR MOTHER IN LAW
YOU KNEW SHE SAY SOMETHING
AND SHE DID
TRY TO ACT NORMAL WHEN YA FAVORITE UNCLE
BRINGS A BRAND NEW FAMILY
AND FIVE MORE KIDS
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IT’S A CHRISMESS, I GUESS
YOU KNOW HOW EVERYBODY GETS WHEN EVERYBODY’S STRESSED
IT’S A CHRISMESS, GOD BLESS
UR GETTING THROUGH THE SEASON WITH THE PEOPLE YOU LOVE YOU BEST
SOMETIMES YOU WANNA KILL EM
BUT YOU STILL WANT EM HERE
A COLLISION OF TRADITION
WITH A LITTLE BIT OF FEAR
WE’RE GONNA SPREAD THAT MESS WITH CHRISMESS CHEER
VERSE 2
GET THAT DOG OFF THE TABLE HE’S EATING THE PIE
HE’S GOT HIS EYE ON THE CHRISTMAS HAM
KEEP AN EYE ON AUNT ETHEL IF SHE KEEPS ON DRINKING
SHE’LL START TALKING TO THE GINGERBREAD MAN
PUT SOME TINSEL ON THE TRAUMA
SECOND HELPING ON THE DRAMA
MAKES YA THANKFUL YOU SEE THEM ONLY ONCE A YEAR
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BRIDGE
HOLY MOLY I THINK THAT THE COPS ARE OUTSIDE
HOLY MOLY DON’T KNOW IF I SHOULD LAUGH OR CRY!!!!!
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