Jed the 4th

So Jed he's dead and gone

And Jed he left a son

But Jeddy-4's in Betty Ford

And he don't come around no more

You know it's all a metaphor

For being drunk and on the floor

So give it up for Jed the 4th

Though he don't come around no more

(You know I passed out that night in Enslen Park)

(After driving all night, twelve hours on the Five)

(You were right)

He don't come around no more