Lab Rules (New Rules Science Parody)

(One, one, one, one, one, one)

Working in the lab and I'm thinking about safety

(Got goggles drawn and lab coats on)

Open-toe shoes, outta here!

Are you going crazy?

(Things could go wrong, things could go wrong)

My gloves, they make me safe around chemicals

The chemicals

My love, tie back your hair and prep materials

The materials

One: don't you taste or sniff

You know you should be wafting if you're taking a whiff

Two: don't mix it in until the label's checked again

Three: no food or drink, unless you wanna have us find you dead in the morning

And, if you follow this, you will mitigate the risk

I got lab rules, I count 'em

I got lab rules, I count 'em

Long hair tired back against myself

I got lab rules, I count 'em

Now, go and tell 'em to a friend

One: don't you taste or sniff

You know you should be wafting if you're taking a whiff

Two: don't mix it in until the label's checked again

Three: no food or drink, unless you wanna have us find you dead in the morning

And, if you follow this, you will mitigate the risk

I got lab rules, I count 'em