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No one treats me like Migo do
He buys me halter tops and corgis
And he got me a waterbed
Up on our flat on Avenue C between 5th and 6th
He built gratings and has a shepherd named Duke so we're safe
All Migo says is that we live in a free generation
And the man and the woman go into mutual enterprise
And sex is a business, like kitchenware
Lucrative, prosperous, and even humanitarian
If some middle-aged dude is freaking out
Because he can't get a loan for his family
I can make him feel like a daddy
I can make him feel like a daddy
Migo says L.A. is the game
When I was a kid, my parents would check on me before they chewed up
And I'd pretend to be asleep
Migo says it's the same
Just pretend you feel good
Just pretend you feel good
Mostly, everything works like clockwork
And I'll be Migo's number one girl forever
Or at least until I'm sixteen and can get my learner's permit
To drive to Montana to be a rancher
For now it's not bad, seven minutes a stretch
To be someone's dolly
To be someone's daughter
To be someone's sister
To pretend to be glad
To pretend to be glad
If the digital stopwatch that Migo bought me keeps working
I stay out of trouble
It likes open at one, close at seven
I'm safe 'cause Migo steals pills from a medical warehouse
I open at one, close at seven
If I ever go over, damn, I'd catch hell
Once I met a guy, he was a sailor
He was eighteen, he had acne, he was very sweet, he didn't do anything
He asked me if I could go to Ohio to live with his mother
When I asked Migo, he laughed at me
He said there'd be no more waterbed
No more grass, no more pills and bright colors
He said I couldn't even be number one again
How could I be after I'd hurt him so bad?
He needs me, he needs me
He's made a deal to reward me