Ohio (Come Back To Texas)

She said she needed a break

A little time to think

But then she went to Cleveland

With some guy named Leland

That she met at the bank

There's nothing wrong with Ohio

Except the snow and the rain

I really like Drew Carey

And I'd love to see

The Rock & Roll Hall of Fame

So when you're done doing whatever

And when you're through doing whoever

You know Denton County will be right here waiting for you

Come back to Texas

It's just not the same since you went away

Before you lose your accent

And forget all about the Lone Star State

There's a seat for you at the rodeo

And I've got every slow dance saved

Besides the Mexican food sucks north of here anyway

I think I made a mistake

It's not that easy to take

She went to make a deposit

Then she cleaned out her closet

Guess I'll sit here and wait

For her to come back home (I wish she'd come back home)

It shouldn't take very long (so long, so long)

I bet she misses the sunrise

And Mrs. Baird's fruit pies

But I could be wrong

So when you're done doing whatever

And when you're through doing whoever

You know Denton County will be right here waiting for you

Come back to Texas

It's just not the same since you went away

I bet you missed your exit

And drove right on through the Lone Star State

There's a seat for you at the rodeo

And I've got every slow dance saved

Besides the Mexican food sucks north of here anyway

Troy Aikmen wants you back

Willie Nelson wants you back

NASA wants you back

And the Bush twins want you back (la, la, la, la)

Pantera wants you back (la, la, la, la)

And Blue Bell wants you back

I got a premonition

I'm taking a petition

And the whole state's gonna sign

Come back to Texas

It's just not the same since you went away

Before you lose your accent

And forget all about the Lone Star State

There's a seat for you at the rodeo

And I've got every slow dance saved

Come back to Texas

It's just not the same since you went away

Before you lose your accent

And forget all about the Lone Star State

There's a seat for you at the rodeo

And I've got every slow dance saved

Besides the Mexican food sucks north of here anyway

Besides the Mexican food sucks north of here anyway

Besides the Mexican food sucks north of here anyway, yeah