Try Not to Laugh

Yo

My dick bent like a boomerang

My dangalang

Can swang like an orangatangue

My nuts hang

Like car keys they dangalang

Small penis

I can bang a weding rang

Like Skrillex

Get it? Bangarang?

You still laughin' 'cause my dick's shaped like a candy cane?

I love Chinese people

I never understand a thang

All I hear is ping pow, $5, and changalang

My cat's lost

They told me he went that-a-way

I whacked off to Teletubies on Saturday

On Sunday I do it to Grey's Anatomy

Whipe the TV down with my sister's pads on Splaturday

Try not to laugh at me

Try not to laugh at me

Because!

'Cause I'm a funny nigga!

'Cause I'm a funny nigga!

(I said)

Try not to laugh at me

Try not to laugh at me

Because!

'Cause I'm a funny nigga!

'Cause I'm a funny nigga!

(Yo)

Fat nigga

So watcha makin'?

I'll eat a big ass butter biscuit with a side of bacon!

I go skydivin' holdin' a pound of cake

And pass gas on a pancake

Hopin' my ass'll bake it

I used a strap on chicken leg

For penetration

Add a cup of grape Kool-Aid with it

For lubrication

Rapunzel

Nigga ugly

McDonalds

Chicken nuggets

I saw a chick

Super duper thick

Fat nose

Chelupa lips

But she smoke weed

She got the dooky lips

She got the young thoug pass me

The hoopy lips

Fuck nuggets!

Donkey butt

Donkey Kong!

Monkey nuts

Faggot magnet

She got that booty boo

'Cause her stomach stick out further than her booty do!

Try not to laugh at me