Chased By Krampus

I'm just a kid from the Frostgate slums

Stealin' bread 'cause winter comes

They say Saint Nick brings toys and cheer

But his goat‑footed pal brings pain and fear

I nicked one coin from a merchant's tray

Now Krampus knows, and he's on his way

I'm chased by Krampus through the snow

He's swinging chains, his eyes aglow

I'm runnin' fast, my boots are torn

Through alleyways all frost and worn

He's got his sack and a wicked grin

But he won't catch me - not again

I spilled some oil on the cobblestone

He slipped and cracked his demon bone

He roared so loud the windows shook

I yelled, "Keep the change, you filthy crook

He stomped his hooves, his eyes turned red

I dropped a crate right on his head

I'm chased by Krampus through the snow

He's swinging chains, his eyes aglow

I'm runnin' fast, my boots are torn

Through alleyways all frost and worn

He's got his sack and a wicked grin

But he won't catch me - not again

I set a glyph on the market stairs

He tripped and flew through merchant wares

A gnome yelled, Kid, you little jerk

As Krampus crashed - the gnome went berserk

He got tangled up in tinsel lights

And cursed my name through the frosty night

I built a trap with a wizard's torch

And rigged it up by the chapel porch

He took the bait - a shiny gem

Then boom! A fire trap roasted him

He staggered back, half‑charred, half‑mad

I laughed loud - best night I've ever had

I'm chased by Krampus through the snow

He's swinging chains, his eyes aglow

I'm runnin' fast, my boots are torn

Through alleyways all frost and worn

He's got his sack and a wicked grin

But he won't catch me - not again

I lured him close with a jingling snack

Then tripped his hooves and stole his sack

He cried, You brat, that's not the plan

I said, Guess who's naughty now, man