My next-door neighbors sell marijuana
Strange cars pull up every day
It ain't a secret I really wanna see them pack up and move away
I don't mind so much that they sell it
Cause other things bother me worse by far
Like the way they clog my sidewalk
With a fleet of broke down cars
They have a party every Saturday night
They keep it rockin' til the dawn
They don't care, they know it ain't right
They let their dog take a (bleep) on my lawn
Their mama sees it all happening
She don't care who misbehaves
The worst of the bunch knows I can't stand him
Still he just stands on the porch and waves
But I ain't got the blues cause I just heard the news
And it's a happy day, they're moving away
They're taking their broke down toys another place to play
And I feel so good every time that I say
That my dirty ass next door neighbors are moving away
They got a nest full of rats in the garage
They make their way into my yard
They got a bunch of cats they don't care for
Living every one of their nine lives hard
They like to flick their half-lit Winstons
Into my pretty St. Augustine
They got a yard full of weeds there fenced in
Worse than any you've ever seen
But I'm so happy I could cry
And my hopes are so damn high
And it's a happy day, they're moving away
All the rats and the cats gonna have to find a place to stay
And I feel so good every time that I say
That my dirty-ass next-door neighbors are moving away
Oh, the joy that I felt when I knew
I'd never have to see em again
It's a happy day, they're moving away
That's the reason I'm wearin' this big smile on my face
And I feel so good each and every time that I say
That my dirty-ass next-door neighbors are moving away
Well.. Bye...