Bottom of the Sea

You can probably tell for it's quite a no-brainer

I happen to be the world's best entertainer

I used to perform all the time for the king of the sea

I was practicing one day

For a most important show

To entertain the court

And other VIPs below

Next thing I knew a fishing net

Was scooping up this triple threat

I was caught

Now I'm not where I ought to be

Entertaining the crowds

At the bottom of the sea

The fisherman asked me to grant him a wish

I protested, "I'm not that kind of fish!"

"Return me at once to the sea," I implored

But my heartfelt pleas were, alas, ignored

He held me captive while I plead

And eventually dropped me here instead

Left all alone to ponder my cruel fate

A performer with no audience

Is a true fish out of water

For many a year, I've been stranded here

With nothing to do but wait

And wait

And wait!

But now I have the four of you

Wanna see what I can do?

You can't fathom the depths of my skills

My comedy always kills

You'll get dizzy switching gears

From laughing your head off

To choking with tears

And I'll take your breath away with a single well-placed

Pause

I'll show you exotica nautical fun

My aquatic dramatics are second to none

I'll give you everything if you just

Give me your applause

You're in luck

'Cause you're stuck in the muck with me

The most talented fish

From the bottom of the sea

Yeah