Jesus Take the Wheel (and Drive Me to a Bar)

I'm lower than I ever been before

There's no one I can turn to anymore

I've even lost the faith in myself

I've failed me too many times

But I 've heard there's one person

I can trust with my whole life

So Jesus shake the wheel

And drive me to a bar

Somewhere that I can heal

With dim lights and alcohol

I'm gonna do some drinkin'

So you should probably steer

I'm counting on your Jesus

Take the wheel

Well I've never had a friend like you before