Текст песни
It was a weekend and you can't stop
Us from going to the local dance spot
Instead of drinking imported beers
Somebody brought a bottle of Orphan Tears
We popped the top, we know what was in it
Yeah, we were all so stupid to sip it
Orphan tears are so hallucinogenic
I took one drink and saw a two-headed midget (hey!)
Then the room filled with colors and shapes
And suddenly, DeeJay was covered in snakes
Oh snap, and what made it worse
Was I swear I saw a unicorn humping a Smurf
Then a rainbow appeared out of Wax's ass
He passed some gas and it snapped in half
Yo, Deejay! Are you still there?
(Yeah, I'm trying to hook up with this girl in a wheelchair)
Alright, chill there, I think a bulimic Care Bear might pick a fight with Jesus
I don't believe it, I'm gonna be sea sick
These orphan tears are about to make me trip
Little children, near and far
Don't know where your parents are?
Cry directly in this jar
I will drink it at the bar
(Sip-sippin' on Orphan Tears)
(Sip-sip-sippin' on Orphan Tears)
(Sip-sippin' on, sip-sip-sippin' on)
(Er-ey-er-ey, sippin' on Orphan Tears)
(Uh, huh!)
These Orphan Tears got me feeling like I ain't felt before
I tried to bust a move but fell asleep on the dance floor
(Hey dude, get up!)
I swear I saw Bill Cosby like, "Hello, with the pudding!"
He was dancing in his underwear, showing off his woody
I ran to the bathroom, everything's in slo-mo
I couldn't throw up, 'cause the toilet bowl called me a homo (homo!)
I barfed up a kitten and I'm feeling strange
Sippin' these Orphan Tears, now it's got me seeing things
Little children, near and far
Don't know where your parents are?
Cry directly in this jar
I will drink it at the bar
(Sip-sippin' on Orphan Tears)
(Sip-sip-sippin' on Orphan Tears)
(Sip-sippin' on, sip-sip-sippin' on)