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I don't dig a lot of the establishment. All your ideas and values
They may work for you, but they don't all work for me. As
Far as I'm concerned, some are with it and, well, some aren't
Mmm, that's a hard one to say. It's hard to say, how to say
It. Well, wash your ass every day, wash your whole body
Every day. And brush your breath at least two or three times
A day, with your teeth. And then, you know, wash that face
Do any of these things prevent venereal disease? Besides the rubbers?
Carry some of your herbal or salt or pepper around in your pocket
Stuff in it, open it up in your pocket, and get mixed up with your
Lint cotton. Don't mess with the flavor 'cause when you take the
Herb and put it in your mouth, think you gonna be eatin' somethin'
Then you got little strings of lint pullin' on your teeth, so
You just take it out, then you use the string for flossin'. Huh
That's, that's far out
What do you feel is the best way to, to keep from getting
A, a, a chick pregnant? I mean, I mean, what do you do?
Well, you need different pairs of socks. You know, sometimes you
Need the colored socks, that's if you gonna wear one pair of
Socks to hide your dirt. Then every, every other couple of days
Then you wear the white socks. You can wear them probably one
Or two days until you try to walk around and you get caught in
The carpet, then the dirt breathes up from the carpet, gets up
Into your sock, then you get the little black spots on the side
Or you could go and get, you know, the different type of others type
Of socks that's made for shoes, but then they get funky and your
Feet start sweatin' and stuff. Or you could get sweat socks that grab
The sweat but won't be funky, and you got the powder to put in it
For you won't get the funk of the funky feet and have athletic feet
If it's stinky, it's got to be the funk, 'cause when you die you go
Back to the funk, and if you got sock funk, it got to be funky '
Cause it's stinkin', or somethin' ran up in your ass and just died