Trash Day (Parody of "Hot In Herre" by Nelly)

Rotten

So rotten here

So rotten

Ah, oh

It was like, the last day before trash day

My place was gettin' kinda nas-tay

Even though the garbage I knew would reek

(You know) Thought that I could leave it for one more week

Then, um, I'm takin'

Birthday cake 'n'

(Oh) Chili and greasy old bacon

Throw it all on top of the mess I been makin'

Wife's so mad, she starts to shakin'

Leaky bag, 'n' now that girl is gaggin'

She's naggin'

"I need you to get that stuff off the kitchen floor"

"Is that too much to ask you for?"

But I see no reason why

Can't let a few more weeks go by

And now garbage is piled up high

And buddy, you should see the flies

I said...

There's somethin' rotten here (say what?)

You better hold your nose

(Hey, you disgusting slob, you gotta take the trash out)

Boy, there's a lot in here (a lot)

And every day it grows

(Hey, you disgusting slob, you gotta take the trash out)

Make ya wanna throw up

Look at all this garbage that I keep generatin'

(Come on) I sit around all day and watch it biodegradin'

Bet there's a hundred health codes that I'm violatin'

Even my dog passed out and needed resuscitatin'

You won't believe it, take a whiff of that aroma

Sure to put you in a coma

It's so messy, can't find my toenail clippers

It's so bad, the roaches wearin' slippers

Warm, sweaty clothes piled up in this joint

Stand up by themselves at this point

It's so filthy, now baby, I can't lie

I wipe my feet before I go outside

I wonder what crawled in here and died

(You know) Walkin' 'round barefoot, I'd be terrified

But it gives me stuff to talk about with my friends

Like "Hey, I think them rats gettin' big!"

Oh

There's somethin' rotten here (say what?)

You better hold your nose