Speedrunning from my Problems

As I'm starting at the spawn

Hitting buttons all at once

Sequence breaking all the way

As I'm skipping all the pawns

I don't need to save

From the village to the grave

Cut the time straight in half

Loosing sleep for seven days

Let's go

Skybox in the clouds

And the level still won't load

I broke the script a hundred times

And all I see is code

I think I lost my mind

And the screen just made me blind

Feel my body going sore

And now I'm sinking to the floor

Hitting at the close calls

They won't stop me at all

Hitting at the close calls

Now stuck inside the wall

Using all the strats

Hitting critical attacks

and I like those odds

From the random number gods

I'm a hellhound

Flying quickly out of bounds

I'm the speed of light

I'm the thunder in the night

I met the old man

Who would give me all the plans

My hands begin to sweat

As I speedrun his alphabet

Skipping dungeons fast

Water Temple gets a pass

Those invisible walls

Are much more tempting to break

Textures killing spree

Bathe is pixelated sea

With the anti-climax bosses

That I'm kicking in the knee

Feel my body close to death

Now I'm really out of breath

Feeling heavy, start to cough

But I cut 3 seconds off

A thousand time more

We'll replay again!

Using all the strats

Hitting critical attacks

and I like those odds

From the random number gods

I'm a hellhound

Flying quickly out of bounds

I'm the speed of light

I'm the thunder in the night

Again!

Over and

Over and