Mr Dirty Balls (Instrumental)

Mr. Clean gets rid of dirt and grime and grease in just a minute

Mr. Clean will clean your whole house and everything that's in it

Floors, doors, walls, halls, white sidewall tires and old golf balls

Sinks, stoves, bathtubs he'll do, he'll even help clean laundry too

Clean, clean, dirt, clean, grease in just a minute

Mr. Clean, clean your whole

Clean your dirty whole, faster than a flash!

Mr. Dirty Balls

Hold on [?] those are my dirty balls

You'll make it dirty [?]

Just a minute

Mr. Dirty Balls (Give me back my fucking dirty balls!)

Mr. Dirty Balls (Slap my fucking balls, Johnson)

Dirty Balls (Scrub them like your daddy kissed ya)

Dirty Balls

Dirty Balls

Give your meat a good old rub

Good old rub, good old rub

Give your meat a good old rub

Heh-yeah, boy

Use your sharp, spicy meat

Sharp to the bone until they die, d-d- die

Put that inside, [?] die

Nice and hot, that's beautiful

(AaaAAAAHHHH)

Really get into those balls to the bone

[?] to the bone then die to the bone

To the bone, to the bone, to the bone

Then turn it over [?]

(Now burn your balls)

[?]

Just a minute

Mr. Dirty Balls (Perfect, he's got filthy fucking balls!)

Mr. Dirty Balls (Clean your fucking balls before dinner)

Dirty Balls (Nothing more sad than a clean penis)

Dirty Balls

Dirty Balls