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One thing German people love is techno,
and I remember the first time I went to a club,
and they were playing techno music.
And techno is all around the world,
but I had never heard techno like this in my entire life.
One of my friends was like “hey, let's go to a techno club!”
And I was like “yeah, sure, let's go!”
And when I walked into that club and I heard the music,
I was literally devastated because I did not know what I was listening to.
It sounded like two malfunctioning robots trying to breakdance.
Like when I went inside that club the music was literally like this, this, this, this…
People of Germany, how do y'all dance to that?
Because I tried dancing, and I almost broke a leg.
Luckily, y'all have good free insurance out here,
but what are y'all doing in these techno clubs?
Like every time I would try and dance to the beat it was hurting my feet,
because I had to jump up and down as if I’m not 45 million years old.
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