Grandma’s Boyfriend Paul

Grandma's got a boyfriend (Grandma's got a boyfriend)

It's a little weird at first

But then you say it twice

Grandma's got a boyfriend and I think he's pretty nice

Grandma's got a boyfriend and the boyfriend's name is Paul

(Grandma's got a boyfriend)

Everyone don't like him

He's almost eighty-eight

My aunts say they don't trust him

But me? I think he's great!

Grandma's boyfriend Paul, no they don't like Paul at all

(Grandma's got a boyfriend)

Why does everyone hate Paul?

He ain't kill my Grandpa!

He don't do nothing at all

He just reads his mysteries yeah, you can solve them, Paul

Grandma's boyfriend, Paul

(Grandma's got a boyfriend)

I asked mom, "What's the fuss?

Grandma's in love again"

Mom said, "But Paul, he's always humming Gilbert and Sullivan"

That ain't fair to Paul

That he shouldn't hum at all

(He also eats all the cashews)

His son lives down in Maryland

I guess he lost his wife

I should ask, "What's your story, man?"

I bet old Paul had quite a life

Grandma's boyfriend Paul, he calls waiters garçon

(The fella fought on D-Day)

Grandma brought Paul to our cousin's christening

She wore a brooch that Grandpa gave to her before he died

Well my mom and aunts, hell they went crazy

They yelled about the brooch till Grandma cried

(Don't you make Grandma cry)

Paul, lord, he tried to intervene

(No, no Paul, big mistake)

I said, "Paul, listen this is not your fight"

(Stay out of it, Paul)

These women would love a reason to destroy you

Easily provoked

Those screamed, "You're not out dad!" at you all night

Mom, I know you miss your dad

Hell, I miss Grandpa too!

But it ain't Paul's fault that he's gone, so what is wrong with you?

Grandma's got a boyfriend, and her boyfriend's name is Paul

Grandma's got a boyfriend, I really like you Paul