Текст песни
Hello Lakeland
Y'all ready to rock in the Sunshine State?
They got rednecks wrestling pythons
They got drunk girls going wild
Party with margarita builders and serial killers
While you watch a gator eat a child
They proudly lead the nation in public masturbation
They're jerking off all over the place
Forget tequila and pie, let's get a bath salt high
And munch on a stranger's face
Because anything goes in Florida
Come on down and do your worst
Snort a rail off a dolphin, naked and a-golfin'
Chances are you won't be the first
Doing anything, anywhere, anytime in F-L-A
They got meth labs and Magic Kingdoms
Titty bars and the KKK
And when shit goes down, you can stand your ground
And blow your neighbor away
Because anything goes in Florida
Baby, let the good times roll
If there's a law, you can duck it
If you catch it, you can fuck it
It's America's glory hole
Talkin' anything, anywhere, any night and any day
In F-L-A