Stale Tequila

After the show, I had packed up my guitar

You caught my eye, you were standing at the bar

You flashed me a knowing grin

Looking so good, it was half a sin

I felt myself start to fall in lust

My brain began to whirl

'Til I thought it might combust

Then I woke up

The taste of stale tequila in my mouth

I looked around, I was all alone

How could you do it?

You were so beautiful

A few more drinks, and a half a pack of smokes

We talked for hours, you laughed at all my jokes

Then we went back to your hotel

We did some things that I shouldn't tell

I felt myself start to fall asleep

You made me feel so safe

Well, it almost made me weep

Then I woke up

The taste of stale tequila in my mouth

I looked around, I was all alone

How could you do it

You were so beautiful

Then I awoke in a bathtub full of ice

You left a note, I had to read it twice

It said "call 911

I stole your kidney. Thanks for the fun"

I felt myself start to fall apart

Well, I know you took my kidney

But you also stole my heart

Then I woke up

The taste of stale tequila in my mouth

I looked around, I was all alone

How could you do it

You were so beautiful