Dirty Harry and the Thunderbolts

As it spun around and around,

I thought to myself this is quite amazing

Perhaps they would be justified in laughing

If this was a scene from naked gun part III

I think I'll go home now

Where all of my possessions are safe

And I can rely on no one to mess up my stuff but me

And I'll be the first one to start the trend

Where we treat our modes of transportation as friends

This means 10-w-40

This week's record

This means recognizing a name

And treating it as if it were human

I'll personify

I will live to ride

Ride to live.