Hypochondriac

I used to smoke like a chimney

Never took a vitamin in my life

I abused my kidneys

Knew I had two, so I didn't think twice

Never ate breakfast

Then I'd get stoned and eat too much

I was kind of reckless

'Til I fell in love

Now I call my doctor every day

Since I met you, something in me's changed

Second that you called me yours

I had something worth living for

Now I'm scared of planes and heart attacks

If I die, I'll never get you back

You made me a hypochondriac

I used to drink like a sailor

If I had a weird pain I'd say a prayer

Used to need an inhaler

Anytime I went up a flight of stairs

I'm not sayin' I'm perfect now

But you gave me something to think about all the time

Glad I made you mine

Now I call my doctor every day

Since I met you, something in me's changed

Second that you called me yours

I had something worth living for

Now I'm scared of planes and heart attacks

If I die, I'll never get you back

You made me a hypochondriac

I'm not sayin' I'm perfect now

But you gave me something to think about

Now I call my doctor every day

Since I met you, something in me's changed

Second that you called me yours

I had something worth living for

Now I'm scared of planes and heart attacks

If I die, I'll never get you back

You made me a hypochondriac