I'm Going To Sell You To The Werewolves

Every time I drive through Chevy Chase

It reminds me of how I would go to your house

And we would sit and read Calvin Hobbes because you didn't own a TV

And I remember sitting in my car on your driveway at 1 a.m. on a Friday

When I told you that I loved you and you said I like you a lot

What the fuck does that mean?

Do you love me or not

And every time I see you, your legs just get bigger

I want to be near you, but I just cannot figure you out

And ain't it strange how when you've been gone for a long time

You see the smallest changes about life

And people when you get back

It's not the way a person dyes their hair now

Or a country that they've been to

No nothing like that

Because every time I see you, your legs just get bigger

I want to be near you, but I just cannot figure you out

I'm going to sell you to the werewolves tonight

I'll spend all the money on new guitar strings

And nobody will question where you went

They'll just say what a lovely set of strings

And every time I see you, your legs just get bigger

I want to be near you, but I just cannot figure

Oh every time I see you, your legs just get bigger

I want to be near you, but I just cannot figure

Oh every time I see you, your legs just get bigger

I want to be near you, but I just cannot figure

Oh every time I see you, your legs just get bigger

I want to be near you, but I just cannot figure you out

You out

You out

You out

Oh, you out