Everybody's Drunk

Everybody's drunk

Everybody's drunk tonight

Everybody's drunk

Everybody's drunk tonight

Everybody's drunk

Everybody's drunk in here

Tonight's the night we're gonna get plastered

Pissed, bombed, maybe we'll get laid too

Booze on your breath always makes girls horny

So come on boys, let's chug a few

Everybody's drunk

Everybody's drunk tonight

Everybody's drunk

Everybody's drunk, oh yeah

People pouring in the front door

Most of them I've never seen in my life

I hear the sound of windows breaking

Who just lit the couch on fire?

Everybody's drunk

Everybody's drunk tonight

Everybody's drunk

Everybody's drunk tonight

And if you're coming here

Don't forget to have yourself a beer

There's two girls throwing up in the bathroom

A good friend holds your head back when you puke

Tonight's the night so grab your whatever

Lift your something, here's a toast to you

We're all gonna get drunk

Oh, we're all gonna get drunk

Oh wait, we're already drunk

Everybody's drunk

Everybody's drunk tonight

Everybody's drunk

Everybody's drunk, hoo-ha

Uh, actually I'm not drunk at all

No, I've gotta drive all these people home

Have a good time, assholes