Do Math with U

Hello my love

I've been away so long

Let me pour you some champagne

Roses plus lingerie

Equals the unit I use to measure your ultimate pleasure

So lay back, close your eyes

And relax while I

Pull out my calculator

And give you what you like

I wanna do math with you

And if my number two pencil ain't wrong

You've multiplied my length by width

And our division's been too long

Now I wanna do math with you

Finally we're here alone

I just can't wait to calculate

And solve for your unknowns

If our love was two trains

Travelling opposite directions

At thirty miles an hour

Baby, we'd still feel the same

I guess it must be fate

Your protractor skills are bliss

Girl, give my sweety lips a kiss

Between me and you

We've got nothin' to prove

Except a shitload of theorems and data to review

I wanna do math with you

Your curvature turns me on

Baby, make me show my work

And I'll fill out your scantron

I wanna do math with you

Your sensuality and trust

Calcul-me and calcul-you

Girl, that makes calcul-us

Do math with you

You know, they said it would never work between us

We're from completely different worlds

Me, an applied mathematician

And you, a theoretical physicist with

With a masters degree in applied mathematics

But I've been crunching the numbers of our romance and it seems

We uniform the convergent of the same limit of real infinite love

Also you fuck good

I wanna do math with you

Integrate nice and slow

Let's bust out all your graph paper

And let the magic flow

I wanna do math with you

I'll love you 'til the end of pi

Like 3point1,4,1,5,9,2,6,5,3,5,8,9

7,9,3,2,3,8,4,6,2,6,4,3,3,8,3,2,7,9,5,0,2,8,8,4