mr. dark and brooding

I'm introducing

(we are introducing)

Mr Dark and Brooding

(Dark and brooding and suave)

You carry so many regrets

I see them livin' on your shoulder like you're doin' DofE

There's so much pain inside your eyes

It's like you're watchin' your favourite person die on the TV

You claim you're high-brow and poetic oh

You read Kerouac just for the aesthetic

Mr Dark and Brooding Cool and Suave

Swears his soul split in half

Walks alone this lonely path

Mr Dark and Brooding Cool and Suave

Just so suave

It turns out he plays the guitar

He asks Do you know this song? It's really hard and he plays 'Wonderwall'

He claims he's done it all himself

You take one look 'round his apartment and you realise daddy bought it all

You claim you're high-brow and poetic oh

You read Kerouac just for the aesthetic

Mr Dark and Brooding Cool and Suave

Swears his soul split in half

Walks alone this lonely path

Mr Dark and Brooding Cool

An egomaniac

Dressed in concert blacks

Thinks it makes up for the fact

He's really nothing

(We are introducing)

'Your tortured soul is aching'

and 'your heart is breaking'

I would've thought you're a better liar than this

You think you're better than

Than all the better men

You shoot to kill but you always seem to miss me

You think it's your allure

Metrosexual couture

You try on lives like you're filling up your wardrobe

Therapy talk for fools

You use it as a tool

To get your way but I've learnt my lesson

Dark and brooding cool and suave

Swears his soul split in half

Walks alone this lonely path

Mr Dark and Brooding Cool

An egomaniac

Dressed in concert blacks

Thinks it makes up for the fact

He's really nothing