The Nicest Kids in Town

CORNY

Hey there, Teenage Baltimore!

Don't change that dail!

'Cause it's time for the Corny

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CORNY (& COUNCIL MEMBERS)

Oh, Ev'ry afternoon

When the clock strikes four

(bop-bee-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba, bee-ba)

A crazy bunch of kids

Crash through that door yeah

(bop-bee-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba, bee-ba)

Well they throw off their coats

And leave the squares behind

And then they shake it, shake it, shake it

Like they're losing their minds

You'll never see them frown

'Cause they're the nicest kids in town

Oh evey afternoon

You turn your T.V. on

(na, na, na, na, na, na-na-na-na)

And we know you turn the sound up

When your parents are gone, yeah

(na, na, na, na, na, na-na-na-na)

And then you twist and shout

For your favorite star

And when you've practiced every step

That's in your repertoire

You better come on down

And meet the nicest kids in town

Nice white kids

Who like to lead the way

And once a month

We have our "negro day!"

And I'm the man who keeps it spinnin' round

Mr. Corny Collins

With the latest, greatest, Baltimore sound!!

So every afternoon

Drop everything!

(bop-bee-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba, bee-ba)

Who needs to read and write

When you can dance and sing? Yeah

(bop-bee-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba, bee-ba)

Forget about your algebra

And calculus

You can always do your homework

On the morning bus!

Can't tell a verb from a noun

They're the nicest kids in town

Roll Call!!

COUNCIL MEMBERS

I'm Amber!

Brad!