Vacation Bible School

Sometimes I wonder if you still wanna fuck me

Like you said on AIM in '08 (Totally)

Bible study, we were buddy-buddy

Then you said that we should fornicate (Like, yeah)

In my gross Ugg boots, in your scene-king suit

Let your white studded belt hit the ground

And my hair stayed teased as I'm on my knees

Shut the Porta-Potty door and not a sound

And like every other shitty love story

You came and went just like that

And I tried to call you desperately

But boy, you didn't add me back, yeah

And baby, I know, I know whatever city you're in

You're still the boy that I'd pick in a line up of like 30 hot guys

Your eyes are so, so pretty I bet

Your lips are probably wet with the lies of our relationship

Now, it's fine because I'm a whore

And, I sleep with guys just for fun and drugs but

Sometimes I stay inside and wonder why

I thought we were cool (I thought we were cool)

In Vacation Bible school, Bible School, ooh

Vacation Bible School, Bible School, ooh

Vacation Bible School, Bible School, ooh

Vacation Bible School, Bible School, ooh

In Vacation Bible School

Scoo-bi-doop-doo-doo, Jesus

Scoo-bi-doop-doo-doo, Jesus (Nah, yeah)

Scoo-bi-doop-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo

Sometimes I wonder if Jesus is above me

Making sure we meet again (But when?)

And then when I saw you at our local mall, you

You walked right by me with your friends (What a dick, literally)

In my gross Ugg boots, in your scene-king suit

Let your white studded belt hit the ground

And my hair stayed teased as I'm on my knees

Shut the Porta-Potty door and not a sound

And like every other shitty love story

You came and went just like that

And I tried to call you desperately

But boy, you didn't add me back, yeah

And baby, I know, I know whatever city you're in

You're still the boy that I'd pick in a line up of like 30 hot guys

Your eyes are so, so pretty I bet