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Once upon a time
There was a girl who lived in the suburbs
Croydon to be precise
She had one wish and, one wish only
She laid in her bed and
Made that wish one night
In hopes that Santa's elves and
Santa's little helpers would
Pass on the message of how she feels inside
She looked up to the sky and
Oh shit, Santa replied
Roll up the mistletoe, sip on some wine
Lets make it snow, it's Christmas time
No playing herе, make it rain dear
(Ho, ho, ho) it's Christmas!
Only Santa in my chimney
Hе want all this smoke
It's cold outside, wear me as a coat
Saint Nicholas, let's get ridiculous
Come leave me knickerless
X-Rated Christmas, XXXMas
Lets get it cracking
All the trimmings and the extras
Do it pon di tree, do it pon di TV
Do it pon mi likkle
Nephew's brand new Sketchers
We don't really for nutting
Only business is nutting
One foot pon di stocking
Do it pon di tree, do it pon di TV
Do it pon dat big present for my cousin
Baddest rap bitch, unwrap this
My presence is a present
Underneath that is a gift
Rolling up the essence, smoking on the Grinch
Light up the myrrh and frankincense
It's the naughty nativity, you know it's me
Got the plum pudding and you know it's sweet
Obviously take a bite on this fruitcake
Firewood touché
Do it to me baby 'til the bell break
And just like that, her wish was granted
The girl from South took Santa's North Pole
And encompassed her inner ho, ho, ho
Come to the door
I'm wearing nutting but stockings
Jockey, how I'm riding, you
Can't cat this cat, copy
Like a pizza how I'm giving the toppings
Sloppy all over the Williams, Robbie
Advent calendar, you open me up