Yeh I'm made in Britain
And I'm made for sitting and I'm made for standing up
Yeh I'm made in Britain and I'm made like flipping 'eck
Ain't that enough
Yeh I'm made in Britain
And the words don't fit into this melody
But don't get frittin' they'll get re-written
When I've had my cup of tea
Yeh, yeh, yeh, yeh, yeh
Yeh I'm made in Britain
And I'm made for sitting and I'm made for standing up
Yeh I'm made in Britain and I'm made like flipping 'eck
Ain't that enough
Yeh I'm made in Britain
And the rain is spitting down upon my head
And I'm either going to Heathrow
Or I'm going back to bed
Yeh I'm made in Britain
And I'm made for sitting and I'm made for standing up
Yeh I'm made in Britain and I'm made like flippin 'eck
Ain't that enough