Daddy

Papa, did you see me hit a homer last night?

I lit the stadium on fire, I was Oakland's pride

(Oh-oh-oh) daddy, did you see me?

Look what I can do, yeah

Daddy, do you hear me crying? (Crying)

Daddy, can you see I'm dying? (Dying)

Oh, dad

Tell 'em, José

Ever since little league, middle school, middle league

Always played technically, perfect like a symphony (ooh)

Little me got much bigger, faster, stronger, Dad

Hit it so long, but you always want it longer, dad, yeah

But therapy's for losers

Little boy, therapy's for losers (yes!)

Buy all my steroids in bulk (Costco)

Wanna get big as The Hulk (Hogan)

Stronger than Wolverine teeth (Logan)

Answer to "Where's the beef?" (Slogan)

First, I put on my jock, then both of my socks

Parachute Hammer pants and my Reeboks

Hot tub inside a Limousine at Chuck E Chee'

Dad, look at me

José, heard you went on a pretty hot date the other night

Care to tell us about it?

Hey, come on, you guys know I don't kiss and tell

Oh

I went on a date with Madonna (with Madonna)

She said that she wanted Cuban babies (babies)

She seemed like a smart business lady (oh)

But I didn't find her physically attractive (yeah)

I went on a date with my mama (my mama)

Took her out for all-you-can-eat shrimp

She said she was proud of her baby (that's me)

So I guess we both had a wild week

"Therapy's for losers," dad said

Therapy's for losers

(Keep) keep your mouth shut (no snitchin')

(Keep) about the steroids (no snitchin')

About the steroids (about the steroids)

About the steroids, about the steroids

Don't fuck up a good thing while you got it