All Aboard the S.S. Sinker

Ladies and gentlemen

Ah!

Start your day with a bang

Where did you go?

I've got a feeling where I wanna belong

I've gotta lose it before anyone sees

They're gonna want one when they know what I'm on, oh yeah

What a relief

I'm in a bubble without making a scene

You'll be the reason why we'll both get detained

You've been a mess twenty-four hours today, oh yeah

In your peacock flares, and your fluffy coat

In your alligator wingtip pose

In your mama's hat, and your dad's cigars

Got a bruise from every bouncing bar

And it's me that calls up the ambulance

And it's me telling the cops you're fine

And it's me holding your long hair back

Is it me, keeping you alive?

Come in to land

A little saying that you might understand

Have you been with us on this planet for long

I'm wondering when your head will turn on, oh yeah

Peacock flares, and your fluffy coat

In your alligator wingtip pose

In your mama's hat, and your dad's cigars

Got a bruise from every bouncing bar

And it's me that calls up the ambulance

Why's it always me that has to tell the cops you're dead?

You see, I have invented a robot to do the work of all service station attendants

Here is a picture of one such robot

It's always me that calls up the ambulance

And it's me telling the cops you're fine

And it's me holding your long hair back

Is it me, keeping you alive?

Strange things happen to people who don't dial one

What's the gun for?

To get your attention