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Yeah...
This one got outta hand
But it's honest
Listen
Another night
Me and youtube shorts-
Like I'm clocking into a job
Nobody pays me for
And of course
The algorithm keeps throwing me
The same pretty girl
Again...
And again...
And again...
Like it's trying to remind me
I'm not in her universe
I watch her a thousand times
Like I'm reviewing evidence
That I wasn't built for that storyline
And for a second
I ask myself
"Could someone like that ever choose me"
Then I look in the mirror
A long disrespectful pause
Yeah...
That explains everything
Mystery solved
Case closed
Whole documentary wrapped
Fine
This life
Skip the romance update
Uninstall that dlc
But if the next life
Comes with better stats...
If I want a gorgeous woman
Actually sitting next to me...
Then here's the real question
What do I gotta become
To even stand beside a pretty woman
That's the thought
Everyone has
But nobody says
So I start studying those dudes-
You know the type
The ones who walk around
Like life gave them premium access
Tall...
Ripped like they got
A gym membership before birth...
Arms for days
Legs for weeks
Hair in places
I ain't developed confidence yet
They look like
They could crush me
Just by inhaling too hard
Alright
Next life-
That's the blueprint
Template locked
So I go ask my spiritual advisor
My ai mentor
My digital homie-
Gpt
"Yo show me
My next-life version
Build me different"
And gpt hits me with this
Customer-service voice
"I cannot depict specific individuals
Due to internal guidelines
But I can provide a similar image
Would you like that"
Man...
Pick a tone
And commit
Don't call me "sir"
And "bro"
In the same sentence
Whatever
Run it
Loading screen spins...
And I swear
I've never been more nervous
About my own future self
If it's too handsome
I'll be stressed
In both lifetimes
Then I see it-
The tiny warning label:
"Chatgpt may make mistakes"
And here comes the message
"I finished your image
Here are your upgrade options
A - more hair
B - more muscle
C - both combined"
A whole rpg character creation menu...
For my next life
And all this work-
All these questions-
Just to answer one thing
What do I have to turn into
For a beautiful woman
To even look my way
What
The
Folk
So that's how it is huh
No human upgrade
No glow-up patch
Evolution dlc denied
This machine
Looked deep into my soul
And said
"I got you"
Then handed me-
Again-
What the folk
A gorilla