Nasty As I Wanna Be

Dirt is the white guy, people think I'm funny

Quit smokin' weed, now my nose is all runny

Coke in my pocket, lobster in my tummy

Paranoid as shit that the cops are comin' for me

But I ain't even breakin' the law

Just fuckin' your chick on the hood of your car

And the bitch is annoyin'

Had to change my number like Kobe and Jordan

Dirt to the nasty

Smell like your dead homie layin' up in the casket

I'm sneakin' through your barrio

With mushrooms like Luigi and Mario

Then I crash the party

And sock you in the face if you rock Ed Hardy

Dude, I'm gnarly

I get my dick sucked by the mentally retarded

I'm nasty as I wanna be

I'm nasty, girl, I'm so nasty

I'm nasty as I wanna be

I'm nasty, girl, I'm so nasty

I'm nasty as I wanna be

I'm nasty, girl, I'm so nasty

I'm nasty as I wanna be

I'm nasty, girl, I'm so nasty

Dirt get pussy, you got a bunch of dudes

I step in the saloon in my cowboy boots

So clear the floor, I got a new dance

Hop out the chopper in my parachute pants

Flip like a ninja, never get injured

When I fuck you on the hardwood floor, you get splinters

I'm the dirtiest dude on the street

So dope your bitch gon' OD on me

Smokin' speed with ODB

He told me, "Hey cracker, you crazy"

I fuck old ladies

Blind, crippled, and crazy in they old Mercedes

And I'm eatin' out all they friends

"What it taste like, Dirt?" Depends

Top notch hoes to average geeks

I tear up the pussy like a savage beast

I'm nasty as I wanna be

I'm nasty, girl, I'm so nasty

I'm nasty as I wanna be

I'm nasty, girl, I'm so nasty

I'm nasty as I wanna be

I'm nasty, girl, I'm so nasty

I'm nasty as I wanna be

I'm nasty, girl, I'm so nasty

Went from ashy to flashy then back to white trashy