Left Or Right

I can't believe I bought a band

One, two, three

And when I was a young boy

My teacher told me, "Son, don't look both ways, only look in one"

And as I grow older, my hands age with time

Picking up new things like whiskey and wine

Now I'm looking left, right, up and down

Somebody tell me where I put that bottle of crown

It's Friday night, I've been working since daylight

Don't try to tell me that I should keep it down, oh, whoa

For the sake of your health, whoa

I think the only problem that we have right now is foreign beers

I think so too, I decide to

We should make a way to engage 24-7

I should never have one beer

I'm so happy, it's 2020

It doesn't make any sense

We should figure it out

Now that I'm older and years have aged my mind

I've found new ways of killing my time

Whether it's a late night bar fight

Or a straight-up ratty good time

I'm just happy to be alive on a rock in the sky

Now I'm looking left, right, up and down

Somebody tell me where I put that bottle of crown

It's Friday night, I've been working since daylight

Don't try to tell me that I should keep it down, oh, whoa

For the sake of your health, whoa

There's one thing that I've learned from all my years of work

If you listen to the talk, you won't do the walk

So I started looking left, right, up and down

Somebody tell me where I put that bottle of crown

It's Friday night, I've been working since daylight

Don't try to tell me that I should keep it down, oh, whoa

For the sake of your health, whoa