Текст песни
You stole my parking spot again
Drank my soda
Called it "Friend"
Spoiled the ending of my show
Then said
Relax
It's just a joke
You "Borrowed" all my favorite games
Left my toothbrush by the drain
Sent my mom those selfies
Why?
How are you still alive?
Every petty little cut
Every time you say "Lighten up"
I clench my jaw
I count to ten
But here it comes again (Here it comes again!)
I hope you die of testicular cancer
Screamed like an anime battle cry
Glitter and lightning
Over-the-top banter
Beam of revenge shooting up through the sky
It's rude
It's brutal
It's oddly specific
My ultimate overdramatic curse
I hope you die of testicular cancer
Then text me back from hell
Deserved
You microwaved your fish at work
Called it "Gourmet" watched us hurt
You clap on one and three
Not two
Said my favorite band was "Mid" on cue (How dare you)
You eat spaghetti with a spoon
Sing off-key karaoke tunes
You sent my ex a fire emoji
Who programmed you to be this ogre?
Every tiny social crime
Stacking up in my poor mind
I know I should just let it go
But hear this chorus grow (Let the chorus grow!)
I hope you die of testicular cancer
Shouted in sparkly destruction pose
Chibi rage
Eyes full of frantic anger
Thunder kicks under confetti and smoke
It's rude
It's brutal
It's oddly specific
Level 99 super villain verse
I hope you die of testicular cancer
Then write a yelp review
Yeah
That tracks
It's cursed
Maybe I just need some sleep