My Way

And now the end is near

This little gig is almost over

You've drunk a lot of beer

And very few of you are sober

We've played a lot of songs

But at the risk of seeming greedy

Right now we'd like you all

To buy a CD

Regrets you're bound to feel

If you go home and didn't buy one

So please hear my appeal

Don't make me kneel

Come on and try one

They make a perfect gift

For Uncle Joe or Aunt Edie

Just get your wallet out

And buy a CD

Yes there are tracks you may disdain

Perhaps you'll think the tune's inane

But there are some you'll grow to love

And find you just can't hear enough

So don't be tight

Do something right

And buy a CD

We've loved your warm applause

Your very kind appreciation

So please if there's a queue

Let's not be blue

Let's just be patient

To think we only charge

Five measly quid

Oh yes indeedy

That's less than Kanye West

So just buy a CD

'Cause we need the dough

To buy new strings

And sticks and reeds

And other things

So hear our plea

For goodness sake

Each album cost

Two grand to make

Here is your task

Get off your arse

And buy a CD