Goodnight Little House Plant

Speaking of loneliness

And when you speak of Saturday night

You are speaking of loneliness

I guess the main thing, the bottom line

Is to have someone or something to say goodnight to

Goodnight little houseplant, asleep on the sill

I'll shut the shades, so you don't catch a chill

And tomorrow in the morning, for breakfast we two

We'll have ham and eggs for me and nitrogen for you

Goodnight little houseplant, tucked in your clay pot

Make sure that you don't catch the Huntington's Rot

Be careful little houseplant, stay away from them bees

You know that they may carry a social disease

Goodnight little houseplant, little houseplant goodnight

Here's your glass of water, should I leave on the light?

Tomorrow we'll talk of the things that we did

I love you little houseplant who needs women and kids