Famous Inhabitants of Louth

It's a good day to die

And the famous inhabitants of Louth

Accompanied on the voyage by an orchestra and a cow

Is that English sweat on you?

Is that English sweat?

And tonight's nurse is less than charming

Two flies locked in a passionate Jastrow logo embrace

Beneath my computer

Underneath my computer

This volcano

And I'm in the lazy naming camp, me

Always happy when there's someone with a wooden leg or an eyepatch

So I can keep them apart

Mr. Pig watch, twenty-one quid

Unisex watch with bevelled bezel

Dot hour markings

Finest quality

With high accuracy quartz movement

Mineral crystal scratch-proof lens

And leather band

One at the moment

Water-resistant, shock-proof

Mr. Pig character printed on dial

Six, we find our mode

On the other hand

We play records all night

Write unambitious six bad books of poetry

In those disastrous last eight years

Right, hurry

Hurry, hurry

Whatever we bring to this place

We bring it too soon

Mama's got a brand new fag

Minty, fricassee

And the famous inhabitants of Louth

Accompanied on the voyage by an orchestra and a cow

Is that English sweat on you?

Is that English sweat?

And whatever we bring to this place

We bring it too soon

Orchestra and a cow

And I'm in the lazy naming camp, me

Always happy when there's someone with a wooden leg or an eyepatch

So I can keep them apart

And the famous inhabitants of Louth

Accompanied on the voyage by an orchestra and a cow

Is that English sweat on you?

Is that English sweat?

And tonight's nurse is less than charming

Two flies locked in a passionate Jastrow logo embrace

Beneath my computer

Underneath my computer