Lazarus

Down at the festival, we had it all

Groovin' to the music, drinking alcohol

Played so hard and we went wild

Raised a lot of hell and acted like a child

Beer drinkin', hanging loose

All revved up, head set on cruise

Got so drunk and peaked too soon

I was totally wasted come late afternoon

And then my face just hit the ground

And I was

Lazarus, Lazarus

Couldn't remember my own name

Lazarus, like a succubus

Laid her eggs inside my brain

Lazarus, drunk as fuck

Lost my keys, couldn't find my truck

Lazarus, dangerous

Felt like I've been hit by a bus

Lazarus, Optimus, Indominus

I saw this girl and said You wanna fuck

Then got my ass kicked by her husband, Chuck

Got on stage, dropped my pants and flashed

The security man, he got wicked mad

But I was on fire, yeah the fuse was lit

Jumped head first into the mosh pit

An hour later I was hanging at the bar

I might have pushed it just a little too far

And then my face just hit the ground

Woke up this morning with my eyes bloody red

Felt like a scene from The Day of the Dead

Was this just sweat or did I piss in my bed

My consciousness was just hanging by a thread

I try to think of things I might have done and regret

But there's a Third World War going on in my head

And I was

Lazarus, Lazarus

Couldn't remember my own name

Lazarus, like a succubus

Laid her eggs inside my brain

Lazarus, drunk as fuck

Lost my keys, couldn't find my truck

Lazarus, dangerous

Felt like I've been hit by a bus

Lazarus, Optimus, Indominus