Eddy Appetite's House of Definitely Legal Oddities

Ladies and gentlemen

A show to ratify your curiosity

Before I tell you anymore

I'm going to show you the greatest

Things your eyes have ever beheld

(in the world) gather, gather, gather

Come one, come all

We got a hell of a hall for you tonight

At least I hope so i came from far away

I heard this town needed

A little entertainment tonight

And I came to give you what you need

I promise the lights won't get

Cut off this time, baby

We got three feet tall

Elephants in this thang

We got lions with no mane in this thang

We got single-file lines of small

People and tall people

You know I got The Bearded Lady

She just took a shave the

Other night, but uh

It's still a sight to see

And I got a little homie with a tail

I got the tail from my dog, but y'know

It's still a sight to see

And me myself, I'm a hell of a phenomenon

I deserve all y'all change

And I might just change ya mainframe

Yeah, please help me sell some tickets, man

Please come here, man

The great looks in the future and yes, I see

What are you? What am I? Watch me and see