Professor Nutbutter's House Of Treats

See'mon kiddies gather round

Who's your foremost friend in town?

From main to maple the name resounds

Professor Nutbutter

He's the one, the humble one

The Barkley County prodigal son

Here to serve only you, Professor Nutbutter

At old Nutbutter's house of treats

From jellied jams to sacks of sweets

There's creamy and nutatious spreads for all

Chemist, master of entomology the professor for a modest fee

Will cure what ails you, guaranteed Professor Nutbutter

It's alright, don't fear the worm

See'mon kiddies don't be shy

Be youthful til the day you die

The man the myth, the magic of Professor Nutbutter

He's the one the only one the Meeklybville prodigal son

Here to help us with ourselves, Professor Nutbutter

It's alright to fear the worm

[It's all right to fear the worm. The worm, the worm is our friend.

Um, but not all of the properties of the worm can be, uh, fully, fully,

Well, appreciated by the, uh, the human body itself, but, um it's,

It's, it's, it's ok to, to fear the worm. Um, I, myself, have had no,

Uh, problems with the worm but in a certain situation, uh, I would

Feel like, what, what, uh, ramifications, um, could occur? Uh, there's,

There's really no need to, uh, to fear much of anything, you know.

Fear of the, fear of the temptation is a, more, probably, more, more,

Appropriate word in this particular scenario. Um, the, uh, well, It,

Depends on what you want, I suppose. It really depends on, on

What you want]