Ride the Pine

That's how she, that's how she do

Yeah, and they won, then what else?

Cheez!

If I get any more motherfuckin' help from the internet

Then I bet I'ma be on top of my game

Just like a twister match, shit is wack

Giving me advice over this and that

Here, just take my dog, truck, house

And come and write my raps

Save all that guidance for something worthwhile

Like tellin' Nick Cannon he should make his first child

Tellin' marathon runners to quit after the third mile

Telling lady GaGa she should wear diverse styles

Y'all some "Al Bundy's" on the couch grumpy

Talkin' bout "Honey, look at these talentless bums

It's all about money."

Uncle Rico's, Curry swag and Shack free throws

Running your pie hole 'til your eye swoll

Don Flaminco

Zero zone, plinko I got you all, thanks

Keep the barking down like Bassett hounds

With the small leg it's a mess in y'all heads

Like playing checkers all red

You ain't see field of dreams?

All your cornballs dead motherfucker

I've been looking for a reason today

I got a hundred motherfuckers always running their face

A bunch of armchair quarterbacks can't get in the game

How the fuck you gonna call plays

All the time?

When all you do is ride the pine

The next man saying, "Let's work"

Better have an equal to or greater than net worth

That or better put your fucking hand in your bitch purse

'Cause you want a verse?

We gonna need to get them chips first

Boy, this ain't no charity case

I hate to make it one and your parents can say

"Why you ain't playing, my son"?

But, we both know you gon' go to the plate

With your elbows down and your knees gonna shake

Do a little window shopping 'cause you're never going to swing

And excuses are the only stat you ever gonna make

Oh, no, you hold the shit out of a clipboard, though

Grab a Gatorade and sit with coach

When this is over we can get you home

And you can watch the tape and not debate

The bench has just got your name

I got to say "It's best for you not to play"

Hey

I've been looking for a reason today

I got a hundred motherfuckers always running their face

A bunch of armchair quarterbacks can't get in the game

How the fuck you gonna call plays

All the time?

When all you do is ride the pine

Pine riding

Splinters in your dick skin

Big talk, but you never really got a win

All your life, all you give is advice

Never won a fucking thing

You too nervous to try fuck that, get back

Wash your mouth with a Brillo dick so soft

Fuck your girl with a dildo

But for real, though looking like a dumb fuck

Say you're really good but you bettin' on dumb luck

Do yourself a favor get some education

Get off these nuts and stop the masturbation

Looking like a bitch when you bumpin' your gums

Hey, you 30 years old and still live with your mom

Everything you do is dumb all decisions are bad

I'ma build a time machine bitch is going to be rad

I'm a sharpen up the past cut the nuts off your dad

Save the planet from your mouth now your momma not sad

I've been looking for a reason today

I got a hundred motherfuckers always running their face

A bunch of armchair quarterbacks can't get in the game

How the fuck you gonna call plays

All the time?

When all you do is ride the pine

All you do is ride the pine

All you do is ride the pine

All you do is ride the pine

All you do is ride the pine