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Strapped in tight in a rusty hell pod
Saluting democracy like it's my job
Countdown hits and we scream in sync—
Cyberstan? Yeah, what could go wrong, we think
We drop through clouds of smoke and flame
Miss the landing zone by... a lot of terrain
I land in a crater, Askgier hits a tree
Someone just crushed Pluppson with orbital debris
Clankers marching, metal and mean
Automatons shiny and way too clean
VOX engines humming that villainous tune—
We've been planetside for less than a minute or two
Friendly fire is still fire
Why are you aiming slightly higher?!
Hell bomb armed—who pressed the key?!
WHY IS IT BEEPING NEXT TO ME?!
We came for glory, medals, fame—
Instead we're respawning every ten seconds again
Cyberstan was not the plan
But here we are
And Marshmallow's on fire again
"Throw the hell bomb!" Pluppson cries
It bounces twice and vaporizes
Half the squad and a nearby hill
Plus three cyborgs—so that's a win still
Radicals doing robot ballet
VOX engine glowing, angry display
I scream "RETREAT!" and start to run—
Trip on a mine I may have... placed... earlier. Fun
Reload panic, stratagem jam
"WHO THREW THAT ORBITAL?"
"...I think it was Askgier."
Hellpods falling like metallic rain—
We're reinforcing directly into pain
Friendly fire is still fire
Call the airstrikes a little higher!
I dive for cover, you dive at me
Now we're tangled democratically
Cyborg kicks and bots galore
I swear that rock wasn't there before
Cyberstan's eating our entire clan—
But at least we stuck the landing
...Mostly
Kind of
Not really, man
"Clear left!"
"That's not left!"
"WHO DROPPED THE SUPPLY POD ON ME?!"
"Why is the VOX engine glowing?"
"Because Velle shot it!"
"Oh."
Run run run run—
Reload none none none—
Hell bomb ticking—
This isn't fun—
Wait it kinda is—
OKAY IT IS—
Friendly fire is still fire
We're incompetent but inspired!
Hell pods crashing from the sky
Cyborgs laughing as we die
Automatons won't understand
How we tripped across this land
Cyberstan may win the scan—
But we'll drop again
Because democracy demands
Poor coordination and explosive hands!
Mission failed. Squad half-fried
Three by bots and four by Velle
Next drop queued. We never learn
For Super Earth—
And Marshmallow—
Please stop turning around with that flamethrower