You're My Sugar

You're my sugar

You're my sugar

You're my sugar

But you're never sweet to me

You are my one and only

The only one I've kissed

But that black book in your pocket, honey

Ain't a grocery list

Well, I took you to a nightclub

To have a bang-up time

But we wound up washin' dishes

'Cause you didn't have a dime

You're my sugar

You're my sugar

You're my sugar

But you're never sweet to me

You're my sugar

You're my sugar

You're my sugar

But you're never sweet to me

I ordered you a collar

Right from the catalog

But now I can't quit barkin'

'Cause the collar's for a dog

Well, next day I sent you neckties

Did you like the ties you got?

How come you tied the neckties, honey

Like a hangman's knot?

Huh?

You're my sugar

You're my sugar

You're my sugar

But you're never sweet to me

You're my sugar

You're my sugar

You're my sugar

But you're never sweet to me

Well, the diamond ring I bought you

Was nothin' but the best

But you only paid a dollar down

I had to pay the rest

What happened to the fur coat

I bought the other day?

Well, that new fur coat you bought me

Just got up and walked away

You're my sugar

You're my sugar

You're my sugar

But you're never sweet to me

You're my sugar

You're my sugar

You're my sugar

But you're never sweet to me

Now, I knitted you some golf socks

With fancy heels and soles

Well, I guess they call 'em golf socks

They both had eighteen holes

I promised you a pony

I promised you a yacht